his happy octopus has 8 legs. Obviously it has a favourite. I mean, who wouldn't. For some reason though, his favourite leg sucks the most.
It has the smiliest beak you've ever seen and can move in ways we can't imagine. But what you haven't thought of is how awesome the hug the octopus could give you would be. It'd crawl all over you in a watery embrace, the likes of which you'll have never felt.
The octopus can hug anything it wants, it's not afraid of anything in the terrifying ocean, and it's certainly made a lot of friends. Or so it thinks. It certainly can wave at enough people to always get a response.
Even though it lost it's family through it's own tendency to wander and float the octopus never feels alone. It embraces all life it comes across, never discriminates and never says a bad word. Mainly because it can't talk, but that's not the point.
The octopus is the richest orange ever seen, and in certain lights it is said to glow. The octopus is never sad, but if it was, you'd never be able to tell.
So that's weird. I wanted to end with a joke of some sort, but I remembered I was ripping what I thought of from a comic I read many years ago about an octopus, called Octonerd, Octonerd had no friends and when he cried no one could tell because his tears were immediately washed away because he's underwater.
Anyway, here's a link to the podcast I recorded with Adam! It was awesome! We talked about Japan, food and culture, and then Devin Townsend. Voila! Link!
Have an excellent day! You're all my favourites!